I was scrubbing the bejesus out of the grout on the tile floor while E took a bath last night - NEVER get crazy with the Bon Ami on dark grey grout - when E shouted, "Mama, mama. Look at my penis. It's so BIG. It's gonna grow and grow and grow and be the biggest in the whole world. I am gonna have two of them." I fell over laughing - right into the slurry of Bon Ami.
Sonny - I don't have the heart to tell you that one is really all any man can handle.
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Some guys can't even seem to handle ONE...
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